Eva Longoria: Just Splendiferous!

Eva Longoria my favorite bite-sized housewife showed up looking RADIANT with Toni Parker (her fiancé) as the host of NBA All-Star Weekend at PURE Nightclub. I can only imagine how great Eva feels about getting married to a fine, interracial, FRENCH-SPEAKING NBA BASKETBALL PLAYER!

This has to be my favorite newly engaged couple! I just want to PINCH their cheeks because they’re so ADORABLE!

Queen Of The Night

Clive Davis Pre-GRAMMY Awards Party

She’s BACK!!! Whitney “Crack Is Wack” Houston made her grand entrance onto the red carpet like only a DIVA could! Arm and arm with her mentor and record label executive Clive Davis, Whitney smiled and greeted fans. She was originally scheduled to perform at the Pre-Grammy party but word on the street is that she didn’t quite feel ready but will be definitely be up to speed by next year.

She might be Clean and Sober now but don’t think that has softened her Ghetto-Ass personality.

“Where’s Bobby? Bitch!”

Still GUTTER

NEW TITTIES???

I love that Whitney hasn’t lost her vivacious personality! She’s been hard at work on her next album and Clive Davis has made it crystal clear that this will be a Whitney Houston album, focusing on her, and less on “flavor of the moment” sounds. Finally, a step in the right direction! LOVE IT!

ATTENTION: If you missed our “Britney-Whitney” post…Check it out HERE!

Cate Blanchett: Rules The Red Carpet!

At the 57th Berlin International Film Festival Premiere of the The Good German, Cate Blanchett looked DIVINELY SPLENDIFEROUS! She’s gave me old Hollywood Glamour, that not many stars can pull off.

I was all good, until I saw these two ELBOWS PEEKING OUT at me through two random holes in this otherwise stunning couture gown!

VERSACE & The Walk of Style

Audi Presents Gianni and Donatella Versace Receive Rodeo Drive Walk Of Style Award

Jennifer Lopez always gets it right! She’s simply the most SPLENDIFEROUS fashion savvy goddess on the face of the earth. In the mist of all these stunning women with amazing gowns, Jennifer destroyed the competition! J.Lo just has a higher starting point (natural beauty) than all the rest!

CLEOPATRA! CLEOPATRA! LONG LIVE CLEOPATRA! Naomi Campbell after all these years still is letting the girls have it, on and off the runway! Now that’s a SUPERMODEL and don’t you ever forget it!

Penelope Cruz shows off her AMPLE backside in this amazing number! She looks so delicate to me, be careful you might break her.

Sharon Stone might be OLDER THAN JESUS but she’s still giving it to me! Love the hair!

Paris Hilton dared to show her GUTTER-BUTT face looking like a gold wrapped CHRISTMAS PRESENT!

“ANNA NICOLE HERE I COME!” (I know I’m wrong but so right!)

Charlize Theron’s New Look!

Charlize Theron unveiled her new look at DKNY JEANS Presents “East of Havana” New York City Premiere. Rocking much darker hair and naturalistic makeup the Oscar winner in black/white definitely made a STATEMENT!

Elizabeth Hurley For Jordache.

Elizabeth Hurley looked ORGASMIC yesterday as she launched Jordache at Macy’s Herald Square. Elizabeth better be happy I wasn’t there because I would’ve pushed that bitch down to get those topless men to work me over!

SAG Red Carpet Coverage

Jaime Pressley is GLOWING in Badgley Mischka.

Like Noah’s Ark, the celebs came in twos tonight. Here are some of the most notable couples.

BEST SAG. Real women have curves and these curvaceous ladies are showing off their juicy MELONS!

Jada Pinkett-Smith is HOT in PINK!

Ellen Pompeo’s hair is pulled back so tight it confused her enough to think this Lanvin gown was a good idea to wear. The silhouette is ALL WRONG. Womp Womp!

Vanessa Williams wins Most Improved!! She’s back to FABULOUS in Pamela Roland.

Eva “The Diva” Longoria scores with Vera Wang!

Jamie Lynn Sigler is gorgeous in Calvin Klein. LOVE IT!

Heather Graham sports Oscar De La Renta gown and STRIPPER HEELS courtesy of Versace

Kate Walsh from Grey’s Anatomy in Kevin Hall. WTF?? She looks like Big Bird. Womp Womp!

Kim Raver from 24 in Kevin Hall. LOVE IT!

Alicia Keys Is Giving It To Us!

Alicia Keyes looked FABULOUS at the premiere of her first film, Smokin’ Aces! Common who dropped a few negative words about her acting abilities as mentioned in our previous post, showed up to show some TWO-FACED support! The movie looks like it’s giving the double BOOM-KAT HI-YA to all assassin films! Alicia brought her boo Kerry Brothers who she put to the test by making him wait an entire year for the goodies. Two snaps Alicia! Get it right, keep it tight!

Curious about Smokin’ Aces? Check out the trailer…