Alicia Keys Is Giving It To Us!

Alicia Keyes looked FABULOUS at the premiere of her first film, Smokin’ Aces! Common who dropped a few negative words about her acting abilities as mentioned in our previous post, showed up to show some TWO-FACED support! The movie looks like it’s giving the double BOOM-KAT HI-YA to all assassin films! Alicia brought her boo Kerry Brothers who she put to the test by making him wait an entire year for the goodies. Two snaps Alicia! Get it right, keep it tight!

Curious about Smokin’ Aces? Check out the trailer…

WTF Mary-Kate?

This Sarong is So Wrong!!! I seriously hope this isn’t a new fashion trend in Hollywood. I applaud her effort to be fashion forward but she really looks like a f*%king checkered Burrito. On the upside at least she was captured leaving a restaurant, maybe she actually ate something!

Dawson’s Creek…

Rosario Dawson at the Weinstein Company party (a Golden Globe after-spot), proves that she is the love child of the Taco Bell Chiwawa & Mary Shellley’s Frankenstein. I’ve heard of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, but these bangs look just plain SH@#TY. For this hair travesty, Ms. DAWSON is up shit’s CREEK.

Double Take!

Jessica Biel looked BOOTYLICIOUS at the Golden Globes while dressed in Valentino. But few may recall that Hilary Swank wore that exact same dress to the Vanity Fair Oscar party in 2004. Are there that few dresses in Hollywood?
Who do you think rocked it best?

Now This Is Frightening!

Mary-Kate Olsen, looked like a GHOST trapped in limbo at the In Style and Warner Bros. 2007 Golden Globe After Party Red Carpet. Why would a young girl dress like a old woman and display her DRIED up breasts? The only possible answer is THE BITCH IS HUNGRY! BIG HUNGRY!

A Little Too Close..

Ben Affleck and Djimon Hounsou looked SMASHING at the 12th Annual Critics’ Choice Awards Red Carpet, but is it me or does this picture make you feel a little UNCOMFORTABLE?

Hate It or Love It? Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer is looking rather SPLENDIFERIOUS, arriving at the 2007 Winter TCA Press Tour. But I want you MY LOVE MUFFINS to tell me what you think? Hate It or Love It?

Double Take!

Photo Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty;Orlando Garcia

Both Fergie and Hilary Duff opted to wear this Tory Burch sequined dress. Who Rocked It Better?