WTF Happened To…Vin Diesel?

Vin Diesel.

The Fast & Furious star hit us with a few action-packed Coup D’ Etats and then disappeared. Donde estas Vin?

“The Chronicles of Riddick”, “XxX”, and “A Man Apart” were all pretty decent films (I stress the word decent), but I thought they were lining Mr. Diesel up to be the next Stallone or Schwarzenegger. Alas…upon research I’ve discovered that yet another action-type drama…”Hannibal the Conqueror” will commence filming in early 2008. Vin is the star.

These celebrities are something ELSE. Here today, Gone tomorrow.

Would You Pay For This Download?

Back in 2000 or so, Cindy Margolis touted herself as the most downloaded woman on the Internet. With the way she’s looking now, she wouldn’t be able to fill a tank of gas with a month’s subscription fees! Dayum, age can REALLY do a number on you!

[Photo Credit: Splash News Online]

Take A Wild Guess!

Can you name this celebrity who has this F@#KING HOT BODY! (and secretly could so hit it!)

The Big Reveal After the jump!

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WTF Happened To…Heidi Klum?

If this is Victoria’s Secret the I don’t want anything to do with it! Heidi Klum proved that even a so called supermodel can look LIKE A BIG PILE OF S@#T! When we see celebrities on TV we see the result of hours of GLAMORIZATION, what we don’t see is this! The mother of three was snapped as she left Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills, with her hair undone, DISTURBING PALE FACE and ripped jeans! So ladies don’t be too hard on yourself because SUPERMODELS DON’T REALLY EXIST!

Where Have You Been…?

Now Aisha. You KNOW you are stretching the last bit of your celebrity. I just have a hard time considering her a bonafide actress! Seriously. Does she even have a SAG card? And why does it look like she surreptitiously made her way into the swag tent and someone just happened to catch her stuffing extra free shit in her paper bag!? There’s plenty to go around boo!

WTF Happened To…Jasmine Guy!

The once darling Whitley from A Different World is all dried up. Jasmine Guy was among a few no-name ruffians at LA Mayor Villaraigosa’s launch of the Boyle Heights Music and Arts Program last night. Why is Jasmine Guy looking like she escaped from the troll forest of La La Land? Hot ass muthafatha mess! I remember thinking Whitley was always so pretty, but now…NOW I just see a washed up California raisinette. Botox that shit baby!