Oops Upside The Head With Baked Beans?

Hugh Grant was arrested this morning in London for attacking a paparazzo with a ‘tub of baked beans’. Grant was accused of kicking the photographer and shouting at him before tossing the beans at him! What happened to rocks, stone, sticks? Hell, what about your foot in the a$$! But a can of baked beans? All we know is Hugh Grant is crunk, and if something was about to go down, we want him on our team!

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Eve Crashes Car & Arrested!

According to TMZ rapperista/actress Eve was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after she crashed her gold Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard. Los Angeles police arrived on the scene and cuffed a crying Eve as they placed her in a squad car and took her away according to reports. Police sources tell TMZ that Eve’s blood alcohol level was “double the legal limit.” Two other people were allegedly in the car at the time of the crash. Moments ago, Eve posted bail and was released from Los Angeles County Jail. Check back for more details to come!

Watch the video of Eve getting arrested HERE!

Alec Baldwin Is Clearly A Psycopath!

According to TMZ, Alec Baldwin left a horrific voice mail earlier today for his young pre-teen daughter, Ireland. He literally takes it way beyond any reasonable amount of understanding! Apparently, upon hearing this message, a family law judge temporarily banned him from seeing his daughter. His people released this statement later this afternoon:

“In the best interest of the child, Alec will do what the mother is pathologically incapable of doing … keeping his mouth shut and obeying the court order. The mother and her lawyer leaked this sealed material in violation of a court order. Although Alec acknowledges that he should have used different language in parenting his child, everyone who knows him privately knows what he has been put through for the past six years.”

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CBS Corp. Cancels Don Imus’ Radio Show!

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CBS Corp. said on Thursday it would permanently cancel Don Imus’ morning radio talk program, following racist and sexist comments made by the shock jock about a women’s college basketball team.
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CBS President and Chief Executive Officer Leslie Moonves said in a statement:

“From the outset, I believe all of us have been deeply upset and repulsed by the statements that were made on our air about the young women who represented Rutgers University in the NCAA Women’s Basketball Championship with such class, energy and talent.”

I’m glad that CBS decided to give him the boot, they should have retired his racist a$$ years ago!

And has anyone else noticed an eerie similarity between Donald Trump and Don Imus? Is it just me or were they maybe brothers who got separated at some point?

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Sometimes we bring you photos of who rocked an outfit better, if two notables wore the same designer threads. But today we’re asking who rocks the hair better–Trump or Imus? Both of these dusty old men are in desperate need of a serious new do. Till now they’ve both been guilty of hair-don’ts. They even have the same first name. But I don’t think that’s where the similarity ends. I dare you to mess with the hair of one of these two?

Joe Francis Going To Jail?

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The underage girl exploiter, Joe Francis, was indicted yesterday for tax evasion. The charges stem from him illegally deducting more than $20 million on his taxes.

The Smoking Gun reports:

According to a two count indictment filed in U.S. District Court in Reno, Nevada, Francis, 34, sought to conceal income through the use of offshore companies and nominees. At one point, he transferred $15 million from one offshore bank account to a California brokerage account in the name of a Cayman Islands corporation he controlled. If convicted of the federal charges, he faces a maximum of 10 years in prison and fines of up to $500,000. Francis was arrested yesterday on an unrelated federal warrant stemming from a civil lawsuit brought against him by seven underage women who were filmed by “Girls Gone Wild” cameramen in Florida in 2003.

I sure hope he has some Astroglide !

Don Imus: You’re Fired!

MSNBC has fired Don Imus effective immediately. NBC news President issued this statement:

“Effective immediately, MSNBC will no longer simulcast the “Imus in the Morning” radio program. This decision comes as a result of an ongoing review process, which initially included the announcement of a suspension. It also takes into account many conversations with our own employees. What matters to us most is that the men and women of NBC Universal have confidence in the values we have set for this company. This is the only decision that makes that possible. Once again, we apologize to the women of the Rutgers basketball team and to our viewers. We deeply regret the pain this incident has caused.”

Good for you NBC! What that old crusty fool said was uncalled for and disgusting!

Diapers: Not Astronaut’s Only Fetish

Does this look like the face of a killer to you?

The police are harassing Lisa Novak again saying that they’ve discovered a CD with bondage photos on it, about $80 (I hope she wasn’t going to flee on that) and 69 orange pills wrapped in paper towels. Police are testing the pills to see what they are. I think they should probably give them back to her so she can calm down. This just plays into the government’s tendency to hire crazy people and then disown them later. My guess is that these people are probably sane before the fact and then only later become raving lunatics after working for them. Who knows. I just hope Lisa gets over the adult diaper fetish. . . that was definitely the least sexy of all her faults!

Snoop D-O-Double G in T-R-O-U-B-L-E

Bad Officers! You get fined for possession. . . not arrested!

Pasadena, Calif. Rap superstar Snoop Dogg is going to grace us lovely Pasadenians with his presence Wednesday for charges of gun possession by a felon and sale of (the music business can’t be that slow can it?) or transport of marijuana.

Snoop was picked up at Bob Hope’s airport on suspicion of a controlled substance and police later discovered the gun at Snoops home. If convicted he could get 4 years in the slammer. Darn those Burbank officers!

In 1990 he was convicted of cocaine and gun possession but only got three years probation and community service (Gosh. . . would the rest of us get off that easy?). I can’t really see why the man can’t own a gun. If I was a millionaire rap star I’d probably need one to fend off all the crazy fans and stalkers as well as bust a cap in the competition every once in a while. Anyway, it just goes to show you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Snoop, if you’re gonna burn one down. . . do it at home.

Snoop in Concert at the Heineken Music Hall in Amsterdamn, March 2007:

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