David Beckman: Is His Knee Really Okay?

+ March 8, 2007

The Los Angeles Galaxy recently signed midfielder David Beckham needed the support of a crutch today as he was seen leaving the Gucci store in Madrid with wife Victoria.

David hurt his right knee during Real Madrid’s 1-1 tie with Getafe on Sunday. After limping off the field, a scan on Monday revealed a injured ligament in his knee!

I hope this doesn’t mean that this fierce power couple isn’t coming to la la land!

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Victoria Beckham: On Television?

+ February 28, 2007

A new woman has hit Tinseltown, and she just may give you a look into her life via the boob tube. Rumor has it that Victoria Beckham, the robotic fashionista, is in talks about a couple of television ideas: one documenting her future move from England to Los Scandalous, the other would be a fashion show similar to America’s Next Top Model. If the show is indeed one tracking her August move to the States, are we ready to glimpse a side of Victoria never before seen? All we know is a frozen face and pursed lips!

Check this out if you want to see her actually smiling and laughing. This interview is probably the cutest thing in life!

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Hate It or Love It: Victoria Beckham?

+ February 27, 2007

Our favorite frozen-face import, Posh Spice, decided to GO BLOND. While it may be better than going bald, I’m not sure I like it.

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2007 Vanity Fair Oscar Party!

+ February 26, 2007

I’m amazed that Madonna is still holding it down after all these years! Perfect hair, makeup and dress! Well done!

Victoria Beckham showed up looking like an alien as always. Is she even alive or do they just move this mannequin from event to event?

Mary J. Blige and Oprah Winfrey both looked happily splendiferous as they walked the red carpet.

Hollywood’s cutest couple, Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are just adorable!

Scientology’s finest! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes worked the crowd as undercover missionaries for Xenu!

Sean “Diddy” Combs and Kanye West (Dumb & Dumber) showed up looking tacky as hell! Fire whoever let their asses in!

Will & Jada Pinkett, Can you guys please adopt me? Jada I promise I won’t sleep with Will! (B. Scott fingers crossed.)

Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres’ public display of love makes me so proud to be gay! I can’t say enough about how great Ellen was as the host of the Oscars. And to think she was once banished from television! Remarkable!

And you know I couldn’t end this post without mentioning my premier future baby daddy, Djimon Hounsou, who looked rather dapper in his chocolate suit. Just orgasmic!

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The New Queen Of LA Has Arrived!

+ February 16, 2007

Victoria Beckham aka Posh continued her search for a house in L.A. on Thursday afternoon. Posh went to the Ivy for lunch and spent the afternoon house hunting.

Give it to me in those hot gray jeans and those come F#$K ME RED PUMPS!

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Victoria Beckham: Bitch On A Mission!

+ February 14, 2007

Headline Read: “Alien Invade NY”
Run for cover, Posh Spice is a Bitch On A Mission. I’m still not sure if this chick is real but I-Robot left the kids at home and is hitting up all the boutiques on Madison Avenue! She doesn’t care if it’s 3 below in the NYC, this bitch is gonna shop and look FABULOUS doing it. With her Matrix Coat and Louboutin Pumps…She’s Killing It!

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Victoria Beckham With Kids In Tow.

+ February 13, 2007

POSH IS ONE FIERCE BITCH! Posh and Gwen Stefani prove that just because you’re a mother doesn’t mean you can’t be FLY AS F@#K! Posh made an unusual appearance yesterday with her two sons, Brooklyn, seven, and Romeo, four, to see the Clinton Castle in New York.

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Meanwhile, David Beckham leaves from having dinner with pals Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez in Madrid on Monday. J.Lo has been in the Span to promote her film Bordertown.

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Hollywood High Life: The Beckhams

+ February 9, 2007

The Beckhams, consisting of David and his wife “I, Robot” or as we know her - Victoria - have been asked by Fox Television Networks to do a reality TV series. The show, slated to be called “Living with the Beckhams”, will follow them around sporting events, fashion shows, and their high profile family, social, professional and international lives.

I know I’d tune in!

I don’t know how they’ve been able to make a Duracel battery lasts so long but Beck’s “Stepford Wife” seems to be almost real! It’s quite astonishing, actually.

We’ll keep you posted with more news on the possible series.

[Below: Beckhams in motion]…