2007 Vanity Fair Oscar Party!

I’m amazed that Madonna is still holding it down after all these years! Perfect hair, makeup and dress! Well done!

Victoria Beckham showed up looking like an alien as always. Is she even alive or do they just move this mannequin from event to event?

Mary J. Blige and Oprah Winfrey both looked happily splendiferous as they walked the red carpet.

Hollywood’s cutest couple, Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are just adorable!

Scientology’s finest! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes worked the crowd as undercover missionaries for Xenu!

Sean “Diddy” Combs and Kanye West (Dumb & Dumber) showed up looking tacky as hell! Fire whoever let their asses in!

Will & Jada Pinkett, Can you guys please adopt me? Jada I promise I won’t sleep with Will! (B. Scott fingers crossed.)

Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres’ public display of love makes me so proud to be gay! I can’t say enough about how great Ellen was as the host of the Oscars. And to think she was once banished from television! Remarkable!

And you know I couldn’t end this post without mentioning my premier future baby daddy, Djimon Hounsou, who looked rather dapper in his chocolate suit. Just orgasmic!

Tom Cruise’s Beards Unite

This picture is PRICELESS! Penelope Cruz and Katie Holmes posed for a quick photo at the Giorgio Armani Prive in L.A. Here is the conversation I envisioned them having! I just love Katie’s uncomfortable smile. I can see the alien transformation is already beginning.

Message to Katie Holmes: Free yourself girl, no matter how much he’s paying you. Just take Suri and run for you life!

Here are some more pictures from the star-studded Pre-Oscar Event.

The Ladies:


The Gentlemen:

TomKat Hits Miami

TomKat showed up to see a performance from their new best friends, JLo and Marc Anthony. It’s been a while since we’ve seen the couple out on the town without Baby Suri. Katie must be doing something to keep Tom looking young because he doesn’t appear nearly as worn down as his fellow middle-age movie star, Brad Pitt.

Is she trying to match her gold headscarf with his gold suit? I’ve never been a fan of matching couples but this looks cute!