Wentworth Miller Comes Out Of The Closet!

Okay. I’m joking about Wentworth Miller coming out the closet (not him being gay) but doesn’t the guy in the middle look just like him.

Sanjaya Malakar Better Do it!

In case you missed my favorite sugar plum without a drop of talent, Sanjaya Malakar, on tonight’s “American Idol” here’s his performance! You better work Sanjaya!

Wentworth Miller Is A Sugar Plum!

In an earlier post (click here) we told you how Mariah Carey-discovered and teen heartthrob Wentworth Miller rocked our socks and let us have it in all the right ways.

An inside tip has informed us that it is 99.9% certain that Mr. Miller is definitely a sugar plum. The only reason the star cannot come out is because, like the olden days of Tinsel Town, he is being advised not to due to the level of his celebrity in connection with his contract with networks and production squad behind “Prison Break.”

So they let him break out of prison…but not the closet? Boo!
In any case, the boys and the girls can keep drooling over Wentworth who, regardless of his orientation, is worthy of his star status.

[...The picture below definitely confirms his Sugar Plum Status...]

Sanjaya Malakar: Super Gay Of The Century!

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Sanjaya Malakar is clearly the new spokesperson for GLAAD’s 2007 campaign of tolerance! The gay community has really come a long way and Sanjaya’s super gaydom is a testament of that! Here’s this diva’s performance on last night’s “AI” for those of you who missed it!

Vote for our love muffin Sanjaya at 1-866-IDOLS-04!

Simon Cowell Outs Ryan Seacrest!

One of our favorite sugar-plums, Ryan Seacrest, was visibly shaken during a heated exchange he had with Simon Cowell on last night’s “American Idol”.

Moments before a performance by front runner Melinda Doolittle in her four-inch heels, Seacrest asked Cowell if he had any advice for her wearing the high heels, to which Simon replied, “You should know, Ryan.” Seacrest then set himself up big-time by saying, “Stay out of my closet,” leading to the inevitable “Come out!” from Cowell! Ryan then countered with, “This is about the Top 12, not your wishes!”

I personally think they looked like they were having a lovers’ quarrel! Simon & Ryan probably have been pounding each other’s cakes for years! And I can’t for the life of me figure out which one would be the dominant “top“.

Jesse Metcalfe Has Some Big…

MAN BOOBS! Well at least it gives his girl/boyfriend something to hold on to! I don’t think I have ever seen such ample chest pads in my life!

The New Super Gay Of 2007: John Travolta!

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John Travolta confirmed his status as a Sugar Plum by unleashing some of the gayest dancing known to man during his appearance on Ellen . You better work!

Suze Orman Loves The Ladies!

Are there any CNBC fans here? I didn’t think so! If you don’t know Suze Orman she’s the Emmy-winning money expert who dishes out financial advice to callers on her TV show. I’ve caught the show on a couple of occasions and never picked up on the whole LESBO vibe but I have to admit that my gaydar for the gals has never really been up to par!

Page Six is reporting that in New York Times Magazine Orman reveals that she’s a lesbian and has a “life partner,” Kathy Travis. “We’re going on seven years. I have never been with a man in my whole life. I’m still a 55-year-old virgin,” she says, adding that she hopes to tie the knot with Travis to ensure she has spousal rights over Orman’s $25 million fortune. “It’s killing me that upon my death, K.T. is going to lose 50 percent of everything I have to estate taxes. Or vice versa.” Now back to more interesting news…