It’s Halloween In May! Fashion Disasters
+ May 8, 2007
Last night was the annual Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York. It was a costume gala, and some people really took that word in its most literal sense. The perfect example would be Naomi Campbell who came as a f&*k me pumped ostrich. There were a lot of hits and misses.
Fashion Week Through The Eyes Of Naomi Campbell!
+ March 23, 2007
Ladies and Gentlemen this is how you end a week of mopping floors and scrubbing toilets! All week the British supermodel, Naomi Campbell, has been serving up her own brand of haute couture community service and just when you thought she had come to her senses, she ends her week wearing this beautiful Dolce and Gabbana corseted gown…SPLENDIFEROUS, if I do say so myself! Whoever said models were dumb didn’t know what they were talking about. This Ninja Nokia Phone Thrower is paying her debt to society and doing a photospread with W magazine at the same time. Now that’s an entrepreneur!
Friday “Going In Fug, But Coming Out HOT!”
Naomi Campbell Reports For Community Service…
+ March 19, 2007
…. looking fierce as Hell! Clearly Naomi is like “B@#ches, if I have to do community service, then I’m going to do with style and grace“! Wearing a couture short coat, a haute black hat, and high-heeled Christian Louboutin ankle boots, Naomi hit us with a Hi-Yah this morning as she pranced down a driveway heading into Manhattan District 3 Garage at Pier 36 on the East River.
As previously reported Naomi will be pushing a broom and mopping some floors in a grimy Manhattan garage as part of her community service for throwing a cell phone at her maid’s head. Do it diva!
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Double Take: Naomi vs. Svetlana
+ March 16, 2007
Naomi Campbell and Svetlana Metkina both rocked this silver Versace gown with a plunging neckline. Naomi rocked it to the Versace party and Svetalan, from the movie Bobby, wore it to the Golden Globles. Who do you think rocked it better?
Naomi Campbell For The Department of Sanitation!
+ March 7, 2007

Naomi Campbell for her Sins of Supermodel Excess (this time hitting her maid in the head with a cell phone) will fulfill five days of Community Service mopping floors in a Lower East Side warehouse belonging to the Department of Sanitation.
New York’s DOS confirmed to Access Hollywood that Naomi will do her duty, but remained tight-lipped about details. The Post says she’ll start the work detail on March 19th and that she will be wearing a vest, boots and gloves! Naomi was also sentenced to anger management classes. Damn!
Naomi Campbell: British GQ Cover, Drugs & More!
+ March 4, 2007
Naomi, who went through rehab in 2001, told GQ recently that she first took cocaine in 1994 when she was 24 years old:
“I was at a concert in a European country and I was offered cocaine.”
“It made me feel invincible. Like I could conquer the world. I was just completely over-confident, but it’s all a misconception because when you wake up the next day it’s all gone and you feel awful.”
“And the more you take drugs, the more you want. And that’s how you become an addict.”
“I’ve not taken drugs for ages. I’ve put all that behind me.”
But even as she tried to deal with her addiction, her public status made it hard for her to deal with the problem and the Daily Mirror published photographs of her leaving a Narcotics Anonymous meeting in 2001. She added that her friend Kate Moss is in a similar position now: “She is hurting herself and when it’s exposed she doesn’t have the space or time to help herself because everyone is looking at her. It’s hard.”
“I don’t think anyone should be exposed for taking drugs. That person is ill, they are sick.”
After all these years, Naomi Campbell is still the baddest b@#ch in the game! The face, the body and the walk equals fire at the age of 36! Just the other day I was having a conversation about Naomi and someone dared to mentioned Tyra Banks in the same sentence! Blasphemy!
Mimi: The Best Revenge Is Success!
+ February 16, 2007
Miss Mariah Carey you look absof@#kinglutely splendiferous! Mimi celebrated her Pinko campaign at a cocktail party in her honor last night. Okay, this is exactly the image that she needs to maintain, classy yet sexy. Thank you Benny Medina (her manager) for guiding my number one love muffin back to the top! I can’t explain how good it feels to see see MC is getting the last laugh, when so many people counted her out!
Naomi Campbell looking FIERCE as ever showed up to support Mimi, that silver trench-coat in conjunction with that black bob is bananas!
A dishelveled looking Kimberly Stewart also showed her support for MC.
Is it me or is JC Chavez more of a sugar plum everytime he makes an appearance. It’s nice to see Mariah still has her loyal gay fans!
VERSACE & The Walk of Style
+ February 9, 2007
Audi Presents Gianni and Donatella Versace Receive Rodeo Drive Walk Of Style Award
Jennifer Lopez always gets it right! She’s simply the most SPLENDIFEROUS fashion savvy goddess on the face of the earth. In the mist of all these stunning women with amazing gowns, Jennifer destroyed the competition! J.Lo just has a higher starting point (natural beauty) than all the rest!

CLEOPATRA! CLEOPATRA! LONG LIVE CLEOPATRA! Naomi Campbell after all these years still is letting the girls have it, on and off the runway! Now that’s a SUPERMODEL and don’t you ever forget it!
Penelope Cruz shows off her AMPLE backside in this amazing number! She looks so delicate to me, be careful you might break her.
Sharon Stone might be OLDER THAN JESUS but she’s still giving it to me! Love the hair!
Paris Hilton dared to show her GUTTER-BUTT face looking like a gold wrapped CHRISTMAS PRESENT!
“ANNA NICOLE HERE I COME!” (I know I’m wrong but so right!)














