Britney and K-Fed Come To An Agreement!

It only took Britney Spears and Kevin Federline five hours to hammer our the details of their divorce settlement. Michael Sands, spokesperson for Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan recently stated:

“All parties signed a global settlement agreement on all issues concerning their marriage and custody of their two children [Sean Preston, 18 months, and Jayden James, 6 months]“

Both parties were reportedly amicable and even engaged in a 15 minute smoking break together. (How sweet!) The details about the agreement have yet to be released but I’m sure K-Fed will be getting a nice fat check! The deal won’t become final until a judge signs off on it. Isn’t it funny how 2 years of marriage can be over in 5 hours. It is rumored that K-Fed will walk away with around $1 million.

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Federline Celebrates Birthday With Lots of Pussy…

Of course I’m referring to the Las Vegas Pussycat Dolls (Get your minds out of the gutter!). On Wednesday, Fed-Ex celebrated his 29th birthday, and last night PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas hosted a party for the unemployed dancer/rapper. As expected, not a single celebrity showed up!

Kevin Federline Wants Britney Back!

Kevin Federline’s best friend has disclosed to Us Weekly that the former background dancer is putting his life on hold to focus on his wife Britney Spears and their two kids. Kevin is currently taking care of Sean P. and 7 month old Jayden J. while Britney is in rehab at Promises Malibu. I’m amazed how things rearrange–Kevin was the one known for his partying, drinking and smoking pot, while Britney stayed at home to look after the children. Now, the best friend claims Kevin’s newfound responsibilities as the primary parent for his children and the need to take care of his wife have changed his outlook on life.

“He’s devastated and cries all the time,” a source says. “Kevin wants to get back together with her. He is her biggest supporter.”

I just think you never really know the situation looking in from the outside as we often do, and who knows, K-Fed might be a good guy!

The weekend before Britney Spears checked herself into Promises in Malibu, she reportedly hooked up with girls she had just met at L.A.’s chic Mondrian hotel for some sun bathing. As reported by Us Weekly:

By 11 a.m., an undeterred Spears, 25, had stripped down to a bra and panties poolside, then shaved her legs in the pool bathroom. “It was sad,” says a source. “It looked like she really needed a friend.” She got two – at least for a few hours. Around noon, Spears (then in a blonde wig) began chatting up a woman in the bathroom, who offered to loan the pop star a bathing suit. Spears followed her new friend to her hotel room where — after changing into a borrowed bikini — she raided the minibar. “She grabbed four or five bottles and just started mixing everything and drinking them.”

Okay, sharing bikinis and shaving legs poolside is gutter-butt but Britney’s body is smoking! Not as skinny as she use to be but who cares!

Justin Timberlake Parties Hard!!

Last night L.A. was buzzing about Justin Timberlake being at the Verizon/Rollingstone Pre-Grammy Party at Avalon. Looked like nothing but GOOD TIMES!

All of the usual suspects were in the house including JT’s producers, Timbaland and Will.I.Am.

All of the performances were HOT HOT HOT!!! JT did his thing for the crowd then he was joined on stage by the Black Eyed Peas and Timbaland.

Fergalicious Indeed…The dress was HIDEOUS but this chick performed her ass off!

Nelly Furtado got so “LOOSE” she eventually had to come up out of her clothes! PRICELESS!

RIDE ‘EM GIRL!!!

I was surprised to see none other than Fed-Ex at the party! I guess the EXES have a lot to talk about!

Couple Alert: Vanessa Minillo and Nick Lachey were quite affectionate all night. Not in a nasty get-a-room kind of way but more of sweet loving way. AWWW!

Things got quite UNCOMFORTABLE when they ran into Jessica Simpson’s father, Papa Joe Simpson. (Why is he out this late anyway? Isn’t he supposed to be a pastor or something?)

Look who else rolled through! Doesn’t Diddy have twin babies to take care of?? I’m just wondering!

The Hills Have Eyes. Audrina Patridge and Lauren “LC” Conrad from MTV’s The Hills

By the end of the night everyone was drunk off their ass. Exhibit A (Kid Rock and David Spade)

Yeah We Both Hit That!

Verizon/Rolling Stone Grammy Party - Arrivals

Justin Timberlake and his former background dancer (that just so happened to have F@#KED Shitney), Kevin Federline acknowledged each other with hugs and kisses last night at the Verizon/Rolling Stone Grammy Party! I know Shitney is going to go APE S@#T when she sees this love-fest between the only two men she ever really loved! Damn, I guess it’s true that what goes around comes around, ouch that has to hurt!

Justin was like did that really just happen?

And K-Fed was like I miss Shitney’s money!

K-FED’S OUTFIT - $60.12, SHITNEY SPEARS CRYING IN HER CLOSET - PRICELESS!

Miami Beach: Celebrity Roundup

When I first saw you I said OH MY! I can only imagine what’s bouncing around in Jamie Foxx’s trunks with NO UNDERWEAR on!

Scarlett Johannson is CLASSY as usual with red velvet slip-ons.

Kid Rock is bringing REDNECK BACK, rocking trailer park chic!

Alyssa Milano shuts the beach down with her HOT BOD!

Can K-Fed be WACK and SEXY at the same time?

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The Roundup: Stars Out and About!

Kate Moss rocked BAG-LADY chic on her way to lunch at the London branch of Nobu on Monday. Baby you are just doing too much!

STEAMING HOT! Brad Pitt exiting his West Hollywood office Monday. Brad who is currently filming The Mysterious Case of Benjamin Button in New Orleans, has been in L.A. to mourn the death of partner Angelina Jolie’s mother Marcheline.

Sienna Miller MINUS Diddy shows off her vintage dress at the New York premiere of her film Factory Girl on Monday.

Teri Hatcher, my favorite housewife, getting her LAUGH on during a comedy event to benefit the AmberWatch Foundation in Hollywood on Monday. Hatcher is the national spokesperson for the foundation, which provides education about how to prevent child abduction and molestation.

Hilary Duff, who looked like she’s was about to HURL, walked up to hot spot Hyde Lounge with her sister Haylie on Monday.

Hot of the heels off his Nationwide Commercial Leak, Kevin is snapped leaving NYC nightclub Butter Tuesday morning. Kevin could so HIT IT!

The DUMPED Cameron Diaz continues to soak up the sun Saturday in Hawaii as she begins week two of her island getaway. The actress has been vacationing with pals including Kelly Slater as mentioned our previous post.