Jessica & John Are So Adorable!

Yesterday at Australia’s Byron Beach Jessica Simpson and John Mayer honestly looked like a normal couple in love. (minus the paparazzi)

Aw. I just want to sop them up with a biscuit!

And I definitely wasn’t expecting John to unleash his super orgasmic body on me like that! Now that’s a sexy tall drink of water!

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer: Two Happy Lovebirds!

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson continue their international love affair on Saturday as they arrive in Australia. Her F.B.D., John Mayer, is scheduled to tour for about two weeks. The more I see them together the lonelier I get. (B. Scott needs a hug!)

Doesn’t Jessica Simpson look like a happy little school girl in love.

Can someone please take me shopping too! I don’t know what’s going on with me today. I’m feeling super needy for some reason.

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer Are In Love!

March 26, 2007: Jessica Simpson and John Mayer at Pace in Laurel Canyon.
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It’s officially Spring and love is in the air! I doubted Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s relationship at first but now I think they are truly happy together. I wish I had someone special too. Maybe one of my future baby daddies will call.

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John Mayer = Edward Scissorhands

Is it me or am I having TWILIGHT ZONE moments this week. Celebrity comparisons, siblings, and lost connections/ties are coming to me in an almost clairvoyant manner!

After analyzing photos of John Mayer at the Grammys, my mind wouldn’t stop churning as to who he reminded me of. It was completely bothersome and sleep-depriving.

And one sleepless night…Voila! It came to me:

Forget Wacko-Jacko! John Mayer and Edward Scissorhands are one!

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson Go Public!

[Sony/BMG Grammy After Party]

AWWW! Aren’t They Cute. Earlier in the night while on the red carpet with Ryan Seacrest, John was questioned about his relationship with Jessica. In an act of pure genius, John replied to Seacrest in fluent Japanese and told him to find someone who could decode it and he’d have the answer.

If your curious, John’s translated statement simply said, “She is very beautiful – and you’re the last to know.”

After dodging the media on the red carpet, nothing could stop him from publicly displaying his new love for “Jessica Rabbit”. I think they look really cute together. Just in time for V-Day!

Prince Shows Off His Fug Face

Prince showed up to the Superbowl XLI Press Conference and gave a preview of his halftime performance.

When I saw Prince’s “Fug Face” I thought of only one person… John Mayer. Who do you think would win in a FUG FACE Showdown?

What The FUG???

FUGget about It!

You Ain’t Got No Alibi… You FUGLY!!!

Love Is In The Air

Valentine’s Day has come early for much of Hollywood. New couples seem to be popping up every minute. Who wins your vote for cutest new couple?

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady

Cameron Diaz and Kelly Slater

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

All Sexed Up!

I know Jessica Simpson said her boots were made for walking, but it looks like her and John Mayer have wasted no time KNOCKING THE BOOTS as well. Seriously, doesn’t Jessica Simpson look like she just finished a long night of wild passionate sex?

Regardless of what exactly occurred before these pictures were taken, how is it possible that Jessica looks FLAWLESS at 5:00 in the morning? It’s clear from these photos that her body is a wonderland and John Mayer is loving every inch of it. I don’t know how long this public affair will last but I think it’s really sweet.