In Case You Missed It…

Love Muffins, yesterday there was so much going on in my life - so “In Case You Missed It“… yesterday - let me give you a super duper update today:

I’m Not Obsessed is reporting that the celebrity news mag headlines are inundated this week with Brittany Spears and Katie Holmes stories. Brittany’s getting her life together and Katies seems to be falling apart. Take me higher Lord!

TMZ has exclusively reported that Paris has apologized to Kim Kardashian (rolls eyes) for saying that her booty looked like “cottage cheese in a trash bag”… LORDHAVEMERCY! (Drinking more shut yo mouth potion…) And now she has apologized - (If I rolled my eyes at this mess any harder they’d fall out my head!)

On to more interesting and report worthy news: Yes! Yes! Yes! Project Runway Winner Christian Siriano will be on a special episode of Ugly Betty on May 1st according to People. Siriano is a Love Muffin and I’m definitely a fan of his designs so I’ll surely be tuning in!

Over on Necole Bitchie the drama unfolds with rumors of some crazy NFL player named Adewele Ogunleye thats supposedly cheating on the beautiful Sanaa Lathan for some random “jump off.” Take me higher Lord! I have so much things to say right now…(lips sealed emoticon) But I wont say a word… Not even one.

Lord! Lord! Lord! What is the first lady of Turks and Caicos doing almost butt booty naked on the cover of Smooth magazine? Here I am Lord - here’s the wheel! TAKE IT! [Crunk+Disorderly]

PopSugar is reporting that sources have confirmed - Universal has given Amy Winehouse an ultimatum. Either she gets it together or they’ll never release another album. I think this is the best thing they can do for her. Not for the sake of talking negatively or judging but for her health - for her life even.

Oh Sweet Gentle Jesus - I miss reporting on the “In Case You Missed It…” one day and everyone loses their got dang mind - from “jump offs” forgetting their place - to the reprise of Playa’s Club - I just can’t take it! I’ll be on top of my game tomorrow yall! Give me a little time to settle down from all this celebrity drama and calamity!

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Kylie Minogue “All I See” Acoustic Version posted on (OhLaLaMag)

Raven Symone - Get It Girl (Necole Bitchie)

Carmelo Anthony Arrested For Suspicion Of DUI (TMZ)

Celeb Style: Monica(Sandra Rose)

Would Amy Winehouse Be A Great Mom?(I’m Not Obsessed)

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Eminem to perform at Nelson Mandela’s 90th Birthday Party (DListed)

Amy’s Got A Bone To Pick (TMZ)

Kanye West: Mothers Death Changed His Perspective On Life (People)

Matthew Can’t Wait to Take His Baby Out On The Road (Pop Sugar)

Luke and Noah Get Busted … For Doing Nothing!!! (OhLaLaMag)

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“Kelis Is A Trendsetter” - or so says (Necole Bitchie). Now - I don’t completely disagree - even though I have a feeling Necole was being a little sarcastic… however, I’m just not feeling this outfit. I will say though that I realize that Kelis has been able to step completely out of the box and get away with some things that NO ONE else could do. But I mean - of course she could - she’s the first one to scream on the track - she switched up the beat on the drum - she the one that brought all the boys to the yard! LOL!

Michael Knight celebrated his birthday party at Lucky Night Club in Atlanta last night. (Sandra Rose) has exclusive photos of designer Michael Knight and the lovely Ms.Ciara, whom he supposedly styles for. Well Happy Belated Birthday Michael and Ciara you look fabulous!

Has Lily Allen Found Love Again? (Spicy Scoop) is reporting that she’s dating again - but I’m not interested in that at all. I’m interested in more music from her and… well… go look at the photos of her new blond hair.

Cassie And 50 Cent Are Reportedly Dating And Keeping It On The Low? Well according to (MediaTakeOut) this is the new rumor. Take me higher Lord! I’m just getting over the reports that 50 Cent and Ciara were secretly dating… I mean - which one is it?

As you know love muffins “The Tudors” is one of my favorite shows! (OhLaLaMag) is requesting that the show heat up a bit - and I couldn’t agree more!

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I want to thank Djimon Hounsou for boldly being beautiful on this building in Hong Kong. I agree with (OhLaLaMag) - this may be a bit too much for Hong Kong - but it’s just right for me. (smirks)

Love Muffins, is another hip hop icon married already? Oh Jesus Take the Wheel - take it right on from my hands. (MediaTakeOut) is exclusively reporting that Kanye and long time girlfriend and fiance are already married.

I thoroughly got my giggle on when I read (DListed)’s theory on what Solange Knowles was doing at Us Weekly offices today. Now I don’t know what she was doing there, but I know Us Weekly can keep sending these free magazines to my house on “accident.” I appreciate them very much. (he he)

(OhNoTheyDidn’t) has the cutest pictures of all of the Federline children at the zoo today. (sigh) I have so many things to say about these pictures - but my lips are sealed. (long pause) Those children look JUST like they’re mothers! EXACTLY!

(SoulBounce), BET, SOHH, and AOL are all reporting that Robin Thicke will be back soon with material that we really can’t wait to hear. Take me higher Lord! I know when his last album first came out I kept “Lost Without You” on repeat so I really am anticipating new Robin Thicke material.

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Love Muffins, (OhLaLaMag)’s current post ‘It’s Just A F*ckin’ T-Shirt has posed a very interesting question. Is it Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip that are keeping up the drama in the media over Princess Diana’s death? Are these t-shirts just too outlandish? Shouldn’t we just let Princess Di rest in peace. Thoughts?

(Necole Bitchie) is so right - Jay-Z looks happy with or without his wedding band on. Please - if in fact the Mr. and Mrs. are a Mr. and Mrs. let’s just congratulate them and let them be happy. Now - I have heard some rumors about Beyonce being pregnant and Matthew forcing the two of them to get married - but does the Jigga man really look like the kind of man to be forced into a marriage? Come one folks - let’s think logically before we start believing all of these rumors.

(MediaTakeOut) is reporting that Alicia Keys may be getting married on the 4h of July in a lavish castle known mostly for celebrity weddings. Take me higher Lord!

In other celebrity couple news (Celebrity Gossips) is reporting that Drew Barrymore and beau Scott Long have surpassed TomKat as Hollywood’s Most Loved Up Celebrity Couple. Check out their post for the rest of the top 5 list.

And take me higher Lord - (Spicy Scoop) is reporting that Pamela Anderson danced naked for Hugh Heffner for his 82nd birthday. I have nothing futher to say regarding the matter.

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Shaunie & Shaq - please please tell me you’re getting back together! (Necole Bitchie) is suggesting that possibly from these pictures they may be either back together or at least “working things out” - but we shall see. I wish them the best.

Lordhavemercykellyclarksoneddiemurphy! Some nasty gutter butt trollop is trying to get Michael Jordan caught up in her very own version of the Maury Povich show. I suspect that after 3 paternity tests - she probably will still be trying to claim that he’s her child’s father. (Crunk+Disorderly) has the official report of the lowdown over there.

On American Gangster - Jay-Z says: “Are you saying what I’m spittin’ is worse than these celebutaints showing their kitten - you kiddin?” And I am going to have to agree with the Jigga man…The barely legal, 21 year old Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in some movie that has something to do with sex and nakendess and - oh child - go on over to (Spicy Scoop) for the rest of the story because I’m getting worked up thinking about it. But I will just say - We got to do better people… we have got to do better!

Thanks to (OhLaLaMag) for the detailed report of whats going on in Paris with the Olympic Torch… Apparently Jesus is going to have to take the wheel over there because calamity has struck and drama ensues!

And Lord Lord Lord! (MediaTakeOut) may just have come across the pictures that everyone has been waiting to see. Mr & Mrs Carter were spotted getting off of a plane…These are supposedly their first photos together as husband and wife. Oh Take Me Higher Lord! - I need to get my hands on some of those wedding pictures. I know it’s apparently been “confirmed” - but until I hear it from the mouth of Jay-Z or Beyonce - I don’t know folks - I’m still a little skeptical.

Beyonce & Jay-Z Wedding Rumors (The In Case You Missed It Update)

Love Muffins! Love Muffins! Love Muffins! Get into this… In the words of Lauryn Hill - I’ve got so “much” things to say right now… Love Muffins… could Beyonce and Jay-Z really be married? Has it really gone down? I leave the comfort of my computer to fly across the country to do a little meet and greety greet with my Love Muffins at Yale - and what happens - Drama ensues and calamity breaks out. But you know me - I’m on it for you Love Muffins - searching for this information for you like Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego? - Only this time around I’m singing: “Where in the World is the PROOF?”

(Crunk+Disorderly) is convinced that the Stans will be out in droves tonight with their signs of congratulations! (DListed) is reporting FEATHERS????? (Sandra Rose) has pictures of a junky rooftop that has me a little skeptical about the whole matter… While (TMZ.com) claims they’re not buying it but they have the play by play going down over there. And of course (MediaTakeOut) has some exclusive photos of FLOWERS (gasp) being delivered!

Whoooo! Love Muffins I’m feeling some kind of way. Emotional like my cousin n’ nem are about to finally tie the knot after years of shacking up or something. I don’t know - I just feel so good all over about this! And you know I love me some Bee… I’ll bet she looks splendiferous and absolutely divine!