George Clooney’s New Mystery Woman!

The charming George Clooney over the weekend was snapped getting his freak on while vacationing with some unknown (to us) beauty on his splendiferous yacht in the South of France.

Damn, there goes on of my Future Baby Daddies!

Ocean’s Thirteen Premiere!

I don’t know about y’all but I cannot WAIT for the new ‘Ocean’s‘ installment out June 8th. The film premiered last night at Cannes. These stars of the film look so yummy I could just eat them up! I’ll have three scoops, please–George, Brad and Matt!

George Puckers Up For $350,000

At the amfAR event in France, Sharon Stone auctioned off George Clooney for $350,000. No, this was not to pay for her meds, but for AIDS research. The lucky lady who ended up kissing the ‘Oceans‘ star had the kiss paid for by none other than her boyfriend.

Now some people can just be too lucky.

Tom Cruise’s Beards Unite

This picture is PRICELESS! Penelope Cruz and Katie Holmes posed for a quick photo at the Giorgio Armani Prive in L.A. Here is the conversation I envisioned them having! I just love Katie’s uncomfortable smile. I can see the alien transformation is already beginning.

Message to Katie Holmes: Free yourself girl, no matter how much he’s paying you. Just take Suri and run for you life!

Here are some more pictures from the star-studded Pre-Oscar Event.

The Ladies:


The Gentlemen:

All The Stars Support Giorgio Armani!

Penelope Cruz, Leonardo DiCaprio and Beyonce were all dressed up yesterday in the front row at Giorgio Armani Prive in L.A. The trio looked just orgasmic!

Cate Blanchett, Clive Owen and George Clooney got cozy during the show. George proves that getting some plastic surgery done isn’t always a bad thing! (Clooney admitted he had some type of eye procedure done during Oprah’s prime-time Oscar special!)

Helen Mirren and Clive Owen made their first appearance as a couple! (just kidding but wouldn’t that be a shocker!)

No He Isn’t Hittin’ That!

Only hours after rumblings started to circulate that George Clooney had a sexy dinner date at Sherman Oaks with Baywatch Babe Pamela Anderson, he shot down any rumors of a buddieng relationship with the “actress”. People’s Sexiest Man Alive issued a statement today saying, “I worked with Pam seven years ago and haven’t seen her since and I’ve never been to that restaurant.” Damn! He might as well have said “I don’t know that ho.” Most actors deal with rumors by simply not commenting, but somehow Clooney felt the need to publicly distance himself from the Hepatitis C Hottie. Hmmm. Sounds like kind of a slap in the face if you ask me.

For what it’s worth, Pam I would hit that….but only if you bring Tommy Lee with you!