The Reigning King & Queen!

America’s reigning king & queen, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, hypnotized the crowd at today’s Cannes Film Festival premiere of the film A Mighty Heart. Can you say old school Hollywood glamour? I don’t think the world has ever seen a more orgasmic, splendiferous couple. Hands down the best looking couple I have ever seen.

In A Mighty Heart Mariane Pearl (Jolie) embarks on a frantic search to locate her journalist husband, Daniel, when he goes missing in Pakistan. In theaters June 22, 2007.

Brad Pitt: Love Muffins Alert!

Brad Pitt toted around two of his very cute tots in Prague yesterday. Look at Zahara’s face! Too cute!

Brad Is Such A Great Dad!

Brad Pitt was spotted watching his 11-month-old daughter Shiloh while she did some investigating today at a local park in Prague. Aw. It’s amazing how time flies. I can’t believe Shiloh is walking already! She’s such an adorable love muffin!

Where The F@#K Is MADDOX?

Brangelina went on a walk out and about this weekend in New Orleans in adorable matching outfits! After a quick trip to the bakery for some tasty treats, the married couple was later seen playing with children Shiloh and Zahara at a local park. But where is my favorite love muffin Maddox? I hope they didn’t lose him on one of their safari adventures! Maddox, Maddox, where are you?

Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt For President!

9-month-old Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt clearly is the most adorable child in the world! (Poor Jennifer Aniston!)

and that’s why lovebscott.com has formally announced her intentions to run for president!

Brad & Angelina: Adoption #3?

Could the United Nations of Brangelina be expanding???? First it was Cambodia, then came Ethiopa, then it was Angelina’s uterus, and now it may be Vietnam. (Shit I was hoping for a Hispanic kid!). A source in Vietnam tells US Weekly that the couple have filed papers with the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration services to adopt a boy from the Tam Binh orphanage in Ho Chi Minh City where they spent Thanksgiving last year. It seems the beautiful pair are taking over the world one child at a time! I wonder if I’m to old to be adopted by the bionic couple??? I’m submitting my application right now! I’ll keep you posted…

Brad And Angelina: Family Outing

Brangelina and their United Nations Crew went for a family stroll in their new hometown of New Orleans. I must say, they are looking SUPER CUTE! 9-month-old Shiloh is simply adorable and her 2-year-old sister Zahara is having no problems getting her grub on. This family is so perfect it makes me sick! I just have one tiny question…Where The Hell Is Maddox?

Brad Pitt Covers Interview

Would You Still Hit It?

From HUNK to DILF (Dad I’d Like to F$%k)! It seems like ever since Brad Pitt started playing house with Angelina Jolie, the sexy star has been maturing before our eyes. In the next issue of Interview magazine he dishes on being a family man, his evolving career, and how the paparazzi has made him want to move from LA. So far he’s had a GREAT YEAR. He snagged a Golden Globe nomination for his performance in Babel and also co-produced Martin Scorsese’s The Departed which is expected to rack up at next week’s Oscars. You can also expect to see him in three new movies coming out this year including the blockbuster Oceans Thirteen and the highly-anticipated The Assassination of Jesse James.

Now at age 43, we ask you this…Would You Still Hit It?