Say What? Sneak Up On Jesus!

April 30, 2008

Love muffins, I ran across a story about an 18-year-old, Ryan Schallenberger, who planned to blow up his school, go to heaven, and kill Jesus! How you going to try to sneak up on Jesus? How you going to try to kill Jesus?! Take me higher lord! CNN reported that, “he said death was better than life,” Craig Townsend said. “He told the sheriff he wanted to die and go to heaven and once he got there, he wanted to kill Jesus.” Luckily, the parents and the police were able to prevent Ryan from bombing his school!

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19 Responses to “Say What? Sneak Up On Jesus!”

Cancer78 on April 30, 2008 at 4:44 am #

The question I have is how is it possible that the parents did not notice their son had issues. I know some things teens are very capable of hiding but my goodness he had a lot of anger in his heart and didnt like himself. They had to have seen some sort of signs. Maybe they ignored them but the signs were there.
Erica Nicole on April 30, 2008 at 5:28 am #

Extreme mental issues and his mental illness probably came from how he was brought up in the home. Blame the parents for that one.
mrsFAB on April 30, 2008 at 5:29 am #

Kill Jesus?! I guess he did not know that the Lord knows all thoughts and intentions, even before you mkae a move. He knows all…PERIOD! In the my best Rhianna voice, “oh PLEASE!” Boy what a troubled soul. We should all pray fro our young people.

***B., Is it just me, or has your site been “acting up” the past few days?” It’s been very slow and hard to post comments….***
honeybfly on April 30, 2008 at 5:58 am #

dude got issues.
NurseFAB on April 30, 2008 at 6:11 am #

I don’t know what is wrong with today’s youth. This type of foolishness must be a result of his upbringing.
Jade on April 30, 2008 at 6:25 am #

whoa 4 REAL
DAMN THATS WHAT WE ON
SHAKES HEAD
WOW
docstar42 on April 30, 2008 at 7:15 am #

..lol what!? so he was just gunna try 2 bust his way into heaven?! He needs the mental institution….
PUSSYCATFUN on April 30, 2008 at 8:53 am #

SATAN HAS COME IN FULL FORM.
shanta01 on April 30, 2008 at 9:18 am #

He must have been tripping on that Acid real hard because this is the craziest crap I have ever heard concerning suicide.
spoiledbritt86 on April 30, 2008 at 10:27 am #

This little kid obviously needs some attention! And if he DID manage to sneak into heaven, and he DID manage to kill Jesus, Wouldn’t God be really mad when Jesus came back 3 days later and told his dad what happened?
Pucci on April 30, 2008 at 10:57 am #

Wow, there are some seriously sick people out there. This kid needs some psychiatric help ASAP.
CJ on April 30, 2008 at 10:58 am #

Spoiled,
You are a COMEDIAN!!!
mina330 on April 30, 2008 at 11:19 am #

I feel sorry for this guy for someone who has stupid parents. How could you not know that your son is mentaly ill they need a bitch smack. He is under your roof for 18 years and you think your son is normal THERE HAD TO BE SIGNS WERE THEY NOT AWARE? Come on now if I was the police i would see to it that his parents are charged and Make sure this poor guy gets treatment.
Talesha on April 30, 2008 at 11:28 am #

IgNIT! lol I’m glad the boy didn’t do it. ‘Cause surely HELL is where he’d lift his eyes. Tragic indeed.
penspeaks on April 30, 2008 at 12:04 pm #

yes yes yes! I saw this on the news last night and the news anchor was having trouble even telling this part of this story! Lord the boy needs deliverence.. Some true deliverence.. And the deveil has a strong hold on him! See God is going to still deal with him no matter what and that’s what makes God so good because I don’t know if I was willin to do the same when I heard it!
ladyrazor on April 30, 2008 at 1:42 pm #

Ok this is my thing…How you gone just creep up on Jesus?….LMAO!!!…i had to stop and tell my co-workers this madness…and who told this boy that he was going to heaven after he would of murdered all them people? Some body give that boy some help…
okay on April 30, 2008 at 2:18 pm #

I heard people say some heavy things but I got chills when I heard that he said something like this. Clearly he does not know my Jesus. Somebody better tell him! GLORY!! WHOO THANK YA!!! Oh I thank ya lord!! He don’t know!!
I LOVEBSCOTT on May 1, 2008 at 10:49 am #

Okay, this is ridiculous and the boy is clearly in pain. Now on to other part….

Like B.Scott said, how you gon’ sneak up on Jesus. First of all blowing up a school and killing folks is a sure way…NOT to get into heaven…..

See how the devil just tells all kinda lies, can’t even get the boys plans right!!!!!!!! You can’t get to heaven if you kill people boo boo

Seriously this is sad, I will pray
Black London gal on May 2, 2008 at 9:16 am #

wat kind of foolishness. da boy is a BIG FOOL. DA BOY GONNA GO 2 HELL. DER IS NO LIE BOUT DAT. DIS BOY ISSSSSSSSSSSS SO SAD HE NEEDS 2 GET A LYFE AND I FINK HE NEEDS 2 GO 2A PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL, CAUSE HOW CAN HE GO BOUT DA STREETS OH HELL NAW.