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Hilarious Video: Takiyah Singing Falsetto (The Dream)
January 27, 2008
Take me higher lord! This has to be the funniest s@#t I have heard in all my days! Takiyah (one of my favorite YouTube singers and friend) “was bored and wrote some lyrics” to The Dream’s “Falsetto” because she “didn’t wanna sing about making some dude hollering in bed!” Love muffins get into this and laugh like there’s no tomorrow! Enjoy!
To read Takiyah’s super duper creatively funny lyrics for The Dream’s “Falsetto”
verse 1:
i was checking him out over there
as he was putting it down like a mofo mack
trying to get at her from across the table
and she agreed to be down like the d’s on his lac
Slow dancin in the club
his grill look like rainbows
her weave was getting caught
in between his chains of gold
she was talking all that ish just as soon as he was about to hit
he smelt her vajayjay and it smelled like fish and grits got him screaming like this
chorus:
verse 2:
She started telling all her homies he couldn’t handle it
and he was telling all his dudes that she wasn’t douching it
then she told them about his itty bitty thing
then he said “mane, dog she’s apart of the itty bitty titty committee”
she wondered if they could’ve had something worth wild
he thought, since i ain’t getting laid i can buy a nose plug for the night
as he proceeded to call someone to kick it with
he heard a knock at the door and smelled that crazy ish again that had him screaming like this
chorus
nicole brown on January 27, 2008 at 12:23 am #
she is too funny! LOL
Enzempiro on January 27, 2008 at 12:50 am #
lol!
aw that was funny.
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
lol.
Miyoko on January 27, 2008 at 6:49 am #
lmao!! that was funny…she can sang
Me on January 27, 2008 at 8:03 am #
That’s was too damn funny. I’m so mad she put the R. Kelly ad lib on at the end.
*doYOUboo* on January 27, 2008 at 10:22 am #
*on the floor rolling laughing so hard*
go head TakiyaH!
Melody on January 27, 2008 at 11:17 am #
yes, take me higher Lord!
SAY WHAT :0 on January 27, 2008 at 12:41 pm #
LMFAO!!!
OMG, that was funni
JuJulovesyou18 on January 27, 2008 at 1:11 pm #
I absolutely love Takiyah, she needs to get signed immediately! lol…The R.Kelly at the end is ______ just so funny!
tlt02k on January 27, 2008 at 1:40 pm #
OMG!!!! B, I soooo love you!!!!! lmao, i can’t believe this is on your site!
HH on January 27, 2008 at 6:52 pm #
LOL lyrics!
Girl know she can sing tho!
When that CD coming out?
Maashallah on January 27, 2008 at 8:50 pm #
Omg that is hilariously nasty!
Hey Hey on January 27, 2008 at 9:16 pm #
Go Takiyah girl!
lol. Funny, but she be blowing!
Mz_Synful_n10tionz on January 27, 2008 at 10:43 pm #
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meli-O on January 28, 2008 at 4:59 am #
OMG..I love me some Takiyah, she is deffinatly the truth!!
We need to get that girl a deal…
Penspeaks on February 1, 2008 at 1:24 pm #
yeah she did her thing!