Tom Cruise Has Just Converted Me To Scientology!

I’m just joking. Seriously, you guys better watch this video quick! I tried to post this video earlier, but the God of Scientology snatched that $#!+ faster than you can say “XENU”. Anyway this video was taken from a Scientology promotional tape and it is priceless. It’s Tom Cruise at his craziest and most entertaining. I don’t want to see another installment of Mission Impossible, he should just do 90 minutes of this stuff and release it into theaters. I bet you people will go to see that.

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26 Responses to “Tom Cruise Has Just Converted Me To Scientology!”

1. Tiff B on January 15, 2008 at 2:46 pm #

   What the hell is he talking about?

   
   

2. yawbeek on January 15, 2008 at 3:53 pm #

   lol…snatched again…Tom is NOT havin’ it today!

   
   

3. Niki on January 15, 2008 at 3:57 pm #

   please post again, I’ve got to see this!!!

   
   

4. deb on January 15, 2008 at 3:59 pm #

   Crazier than a rat in a coffeecan. Damn! The laugh!

   
   

5. ebony on January 15, 2008 at 4:07 pm #

   Poor Tom…he’s crazy. That vid was almost 10 minutes long, and he didn’t specify what he was talking about. And, yet, he was so passionate.

   
   

6. Artemicon on January 15, 2008 at 4:08 pm #

   tom is so hott 1!!!

   
   

7. parrissa on January 15, 2008 at 4:18 pm #

   Ok I now have a new found DISRESPECT for Mr. Tom! Im a psychotherapist & also a person that suffers from a mood disorder. I take meds daily & benefit GREATLY from doing so. That man needs to get a life & focus on how crazy he is versus what we in the field of pyschiatry are doing. We work hard at makng people BETTER! Please get that other piece back up! I have to see more of this fool (lol).

   
   

8. BenzTwinSisterMercedes on January 15, 2008 at 5:06 pm #

   Well…it’s still up over at Gawker, I watched it and it’s really poorly edited. What made me high ( from oxygen deprivation) was laughing at the hilarious comments!
   ” I’ve cleared that from my area”

   He’s a hoot I tell ya! He needs to do a comedy! and that laugh! can that be a ring tone?

   
   

9. BenzTwinSisterMercedes on January 15, 2008 at 5:36 pm #

   Thank you, B Scott, (in my best Ms. Sofia from the Color Purple voice) “I’s feeling mighty low…”
   watching that video and checking out the comments have lifted my spirits! I think I shall listen to the Paw Paw remix and start cleaning up!

   
   

10. KR on January 15, 2008 at 5:42 pm #

    Sounds like he needs some good drugs for his psychology.

    
    

11. Shak on January 15, 2008 at 6:10 pm #

    I read the transcripts of that first ‘interview’ and if that wasnt the display of someone with a God complex I dont know what is. To say that if a scientologist comes upon an accident they know that they are the only ones who can help? Screw that! There are many people out there in this world who are more than willing to help their fellow man and they dont need a ‘religion’ to make them do it. It’s called being human and extending compassion. I am of the belief that there are more good people in this world than evil or selfish, and to ‘preach’ that ONLY those who share your philosophy can do good, without giving and sharing props with the many people out there, some of whom sacrifice their lives to help other - is a dinosaur-size pile of doo doo. Why cant people have their ‘religious’ beliefs without pissing on other people who dont necessarily share their views?

    
    

12. HunE916 on January 15, 2008 at 7:11 pm #

    This video isn’t fair. It’s edited so you are never getting to hear the full context of what he’s talking about. So he winds up sounding like a damn lunatic.

    This is just propaganda for narrow minded people who believe everything they see on tv/film. Remember how everyone thought reality tv was “real”? they edit this stuff to make you think whatever they want to.

    I really don’t care what he’s talking about! He’s just passionate in something he really believes in. I’ve heard WAY more wacko Christians, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and Mormons! Now if he was talking about Jesus, no one would trip!

    And the Mission Impossible music..come on people!

    
    

13. supergirllie on January 15, 2008 at 7:16 pm #

    he pissed me off with the psychiatry talk, like STFU i know people who are bipolar, depressed, etc and the drugs help them greatly, just because his OPINION based on his scientology bullshit that he thinks there are no chemical embalances and no psych treatment is effective by the use of perscription psycch drugs lol ugh stfu tom cruise lol

    
    

14. Amberly on January 15, 2008 at 7:17 pm #

    I done dosed off and hit my forehead on the spacebar. What the hell is Tom talking about?

    
    

15. mDavis on January 15, 2008 at 7:25 pm #

    WOW.

    There is definately a passion there.

    I bet his dick gets hard for Scientology. Im sure he jerks off to DIANETICS……

    Can you imagine having to live with that. I can see poor Katie scratchin at the doors….LOL

    
    

16. solanges lint remover on January 15, 2008 at 7:36 pm #

    even though i know he is crazy and has lost all sense of reality, is it wrong that i would still let hit hit it??

    
    

17. cie on January 15, 2008 at 7:47 pm #

    Maybe Tom can reach out to Brit Brit and get her to drink some of that juice!

    
    

18. Chance on January 15, 2008 at 8:01 pm #

    Wow.. that was scary and completely insane.
    What the hell was he talking about? I guess Scientologist must be an advanced breed of humans.
    He’s suggesting that non-scientologists do not help others… are not knowledgeable or compassionate? To have any of the aforementioned virtues one needs to a member of the Scientology movement???
    What the hell have they been feeding him???
    COMPASSION is a human trait… not a trait that comes with a religious/cult membership!

    
    

19. Chance on January 15, 2008 at 8:07 pm #

    Actors/Entertainers are victims of Hollywood. They are weak and pliable. They follow directions of agents, managers, publicists… and they loose themselves. Hollywood is the perfect breeding ground for a cult.

    Did I hear him say mind conditioning??? Is that what he did to Katie???
    Sick… Sick… Sick…

    
    

20. cie on January 15, 2008 at 8:10 pm #

    ok, just watched all of the Tom vids…if this was my first time ever seeing him and not knowing who he was I would definatly believe he was talking about & using some sort of drug!!! Is that how the Scientology folks are sending that tape out…wouldn’t get me to join…sorry -
    I never saw the Oprah show only saw pieces of the clip of him jumping on the couch..WOW he appears to be on something…

    
    

21. Shak on January 15, 2008 at 8:38 pm #

    I watched this thing in its entirety (I couldn’t get thru all of it the first time) and all I heard was I I I I or ‘we are the authority…,” And I all for people wanting to help others, but dont put down other people who arent member of this ’society.’ I’m sure that scientology works for some people - and good for them. Christianity, Budhism, Catholicism helps some people too, so what makes him or anyone else an authority for what is absolutely right? I say if you find something that works for you and you arent hurting anyone, more power to you, but I’m really disturbed by people who anoint themselves as these false prophets. Congregate with like minded people - but this force feeding and criticism and putting down of others who have the same ’spiritual’ objectives but express them in different way is just pure madness. This goes for any group of people who want to deem people to ‘hell’ for having different beliefs.

    
    

22. Robin on January 15, 2008 at 10:37 pm #

    WTF! Can comebody please tell me what the hell this crazy fool is rambling about?

    
    

23. tanyetta on January 15, 2008 at 11:22 pm #

    he makes a lot of sense.

    if he jumped on my couch like that I would have put him out though. da hell wrong with him?

    
    

24. tick on January 15, 2008 at 11:25 pm #

    poor tom….is he on dope or dog food? dianetics(scientology) have really done a number on him.

    
    

25. booom on January 15, 2008 at 11:50 pm #

    what the bloody hell? He’s talking about helping people, but it’s pretty well known that the Church of Scientology only accepts people of very high income levels. Now, if they’re that elitist, what makes me think they’re into helping people like the poor, criminals, etc…

    This is some scary shit!

    
    

26. twanw on January 18, 2008 at 11:50 am #

    What the HELL! (as is the common response) This boy done went and flew da coop.

    
    

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