“I Stole Something… Oh, I’m Bad!”

December 9, 2007

Britney Spears can’t go a day without causing some kind of havoc. Fair enough this doesn’t quite rate up there with flashing your va-jay-jay or having lesbian romps with Paris Hilton, but in my eyes, love muffins, stealing is stealing, no matter what it is your taking. Britney stopped at a gas station in Van Nuys this weekend and after paying for some gum she turned right around, grabbed a lighter from the counter and jetted out of the gas station bragging “I stole something… oh I’m bad, ooohhh.” Considering she has millions upon millions to spend it’s quite clear she can afford all the lighters she wants.

People quoted the gas station owner Jatinder Kaur as saying: “Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here on Saturday night. The lighter is $1.39. I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it.”

“I know she can afford to pay for it, but I’m not planning to file a police report. It’s still not right for her to steal the lighter. I hope she will do the right thing the next time she comes here,” Kaur added.

It’s the little things like this that make her appear even crazier… am I right, love muffins? I don’t care who you are… have a little respect and pay for your lighters like the rest of the population.

NOTE: If you’re wondering why I posted an old pic of Britney, it’s to remind us all to stay away from drugs, not to marry loser dancers and have children before we’re ready and not to shave our heads.

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3 Responses to ““I Stole Something… Oh, I’m Bad!””

meems on December 9, 2007 at 8:42 pm #

Lord have mercy! (I think thats been my response to every Britney post lol)
brantley on December 9, 2007 at 10:01 pm #

bscott i do enjoy you. but maybe you should look at britneys life as a whole before you talk about her using drugs and her children.
PJW on December 10, 2007 at 6:39 am #

Hey! They’re not all ‘Loser Dancers’…. K-Feds just a Loser… but alota dancers (including Brit’s) are some of my best friends!

Actually, on the topic, why did we hate K-Fed so much?? He’s never actually done anything stupid, he’s not a bad father, he’s not the one running around doing shit… his only crime is to accused of being a gold digger and even then he had a pre-nup.
Is it always fair, in these situations (Brit,Whit etc) to blame it on the man they marry rather than have them take responsibility for their own actions??