Sad News Of The Day

The King of Orgasmic-ville, Brad Pitt, announced Tuesday he will no longer be stripping off on the big screen.

Speaking to the BBC on Tuesday, he said he didn’t want to be embarassed when his kids grow up and watch his movies.

“I can’t see any more nude scenes [in my career.] I figure I’ve got very few films left,” he said. “Who knows how many I’ll get to do now, so I want to do something I’m interested in. Otherwise, I don’t want to bother. I think it’s a younger person’s game.”

Whaaa??? Oh, Bradley, I still think you’re still fresh as a daisy. This is a sad day for the movie industry, love muffins!

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