Usher After Canceled Wedding: ‘Everybody’s Fine’

Oh no, say it ain’t so! Just when we all thought Michael Jackson Jr. a.k.a. Usher regains his right mind, he fools us again.

The media was buzzing over this past weekend when the word dropped that Usher’s wedding to his great aunt Tameka Foster was canceled the same day it was scheduled to take place. We all were praying that divine intervention stepped in and stopped disaster from striking. Apparently not though after he interviewed with Usmagazine.com and set the record straight.

Though he still gave no details about why the wedding was canceled in the first place, Usher was quoted as saying:

“As of right now we don’t have a date but we will let you know when we do.”

Straight from the horses mouth (Tameka Foster):

“We’re good. We’re all doing great now.”

*burps up portions of my lunch after typing this nonsense

Tameka also spoke to People.com regarding the rumors of her being checked into the hospital due to pregnancy difficulties. She confirmed, “we had a scare. But, I am fine and the baby is fine.” Maybe the “pregnancy difficulties” came after Usher had a look at the ultrasound and realized the world was going to see its first half-human half-animal child born?

What do you think love muffins?

Brandy Looks Splendiferous!

Brandy was recently made the new spokeswoman of Ultima Hair. I’ve never heard of this company but I think Brandy looks splendiferous. In the pictures she’s sporting various hair styles ranging from sultry straight to bohemian curls. It’s good to see her looking happy. I can’t wait for the new album.

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Superhead Speaks! (Again)

Have you ever wanted to know what if might be like to sleep with Usher, Jay-Z, Will Smith, or 50 Cent? Well wonder no more. Karrine Steffens aka “Superhead” is releasing her second book and mediatakeout.com has some of the juicy excerpts. And she doesn’t stop with the guys either, apparantly Superhead is an equal opportunity ho and has had eventful nights with Missy Elliott and Da Brat as well!

On 50 Cent:

“50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick it every time he comes to L.A.. His d*ck is not as big as I assumed it would be. It was probably about 7 1/2 inches. But it’s not a big disappointment because he can eat pus*y like no other.”

On Usher:

“It was just for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorryfor him. So I fu**ed him. This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this world, he yelled out something Haitian. I was sick to my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there. I’d fu** Lil Jon before I have sex with Usher again.”

Wow, if this is true, Superhead is truly queen of the ding-ding. She’s like the female Wilt Chamberlain! I feel dirty after doing this post. I’m gonna go take a shower.

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Britney Spears Doesn’t Need To Drive…

… especially if she has her children in the car! Britney Spears took her first born, Sean Preston, for a round-about in her Mini Cooper yesterday and from the looks of it was literally all over the road!!!

Take me higher lord, why is Britney not on her side of the road but rather in the middle of the street? (B. Scott shaking his head!)

Christina Aguilera Covers In Style

Is it me or have all the Christina Aguilera magazine covers she has done in the past year looked the same? Don’t get me wrong, she looks splendiferous on each of them but Christina needs to switch it up more or something. Anyway, in the September issue of In Style Christina talks about wanting to have children and basically confirms that she is pregnant by saying:

“I definitely want my children to know Spanish. That’s important. It’s something that I want to start speaking early on in the house, so I’m brushing up on my Spanish and taking out my lesson tapes on tour.”

Scary Spice & Daddy Day Care?

Mel B (a.k.a Scary Spice) held a press conference today with her personal attorney dealing with child affairs over collecting her checks from Eddie Murphy!

Lahdamercy, Eddie Murphy! First you knock the girl up, then try to say it’s not yours and now you won’t give her any funds. You’ve done too many movies from Beverly Hills Cop 44 to Dr. Dolittle not to be able to fund your children!

We are tired of dead beat dads. Especially, dead beat dads with loads of money. Pay-up or have your pay snatched!

However, it looks like beau Stephen Belafonte (Hollywood Producer) is handling parental duties with pleasure.

Fashion Disaster: Bootie Rockin’ Everywhere!

Not all fashion is created equal! Moreover, not all high end designers always make the mark for creating beautifully crafted pieces or items that we would want to buy. Boots and Booties have been making their rounds on collection scenes for the upcoming fall. However, tragedy ensues with the following items…

Tragedy Case #1…Marc Jacobs

These Mary Jane Boots by Marc Jacobs are an undisputed no-no! We had to clutch our pearls and pour some salt on the images of these boots to fight the ugly!

Tragedy Case #2…Roberto Cavalli

What started off as a seemingly good design model was ruined by someone’s inability to listen to the age old advice that “less is more!” The skull emblem on the back completely destroyed what could have possibly been a nice pair of low level boots. The horror!

Final Tragedy…Dior

How dare you come out with something that is both hideous & out of style? These Cannage Flat Suede boots were the trend about two winters ago? Did they think no one would notice?

Whats Your Flavor: Shay Unleashed!

These Flavor of Love ladies are really taking Craig David’s 2002 hit “What’s Your Flavor” to heart. They refuse to leave us alone as they keep riding this train of 15 minute fame! Deelishis is over here making beats and releasing songs ironically entitled “Rumpshaker”. Now, Shay is trying to place herself in the running to be America’s next top pin-up girl?

As long as you’re making money, keep up the good work. But if you’re doing free gigs and sleeping your way to the stands then do us all a favor and gracefully bow out!

Shay is getting them bodied though.

In honor of their recent takeovers…