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Lindsay Lohan…We Need To Talk
July 24, 2007
Seriously love muffins, you can’t make this s#!t up. Let’s further analyze this situation. As stated earlier, People magazine and every other media source on the planet is reporting that Lindsay Lohan was arrested at 2:15 this morning for DUI and driving with a suspended license! To make matters worse, cocaine was found in her possession! Bail was set at $25,000!
There are so many things wrong with this situation. Why not count them down!
1. Where was the ankle monitor when she really needs it?
First off, wasn’t this chick prancing around town voluntarily wearing that DUI ankle monitor to show how clean and sober she was? I think she was using the damn thing wrong. Maybe she was using it to tell her where to find alcohol as opposed to detecting her own levels?
2. Was she awake during the whole Paris fiasco?
Didn’t she see what happened to her friend Paris? If Paris got 45 days in jail (reduced to 23 for good behavior) for driving with a suspended license, then what is Lindsay going to get for driving with a suspended license, DUI, and cocaine in the car!
3. Cocaine, Cocaine, Cocaine
In the words of the late and sometimes great Rick James, “Cocaine is a hell of a drug!” (Thanx for the correction YoungATL). As if driving with a DUI days after rehab wasn’t enough, she had to go and up the ante.
4. That Mug Shot
We’re finally reminded of what a mug shot is supposed to look like. Let’s face it, Paris and Nicole had gorgeous mug shots. Lindsay on the other hand is showing just what an early morning arrest is supposed to look like. This is how the stars look with fluorescent lighting and no photoshop.
5. The Talented One
What’s sad is that of all the girls fucking up their lives right now, she’s one of the only ones with credible talent. It’s truly sad to see. It just goes to show that even with celebrity and fame, people are still human an subject to the same demons that dig at everyone else.
This is getting really old and tired.
Rob on July 24, 2007 at 8:25 am #
This just breaks my heart. I think Lindsay is a great actress! She’s beautiful and talented I just think she comes from a dysfunctional background and has never really dealt with her issues. She needs to be on meds poor thing.
la2atl on July 24, 2007 at 9:01 am #
What makes things worse is HOW they found the cocaine on her. She walked into the police department and upon searching her, that’s when they discovered the “opiate”. Tsk, tsk.
Can’t wait to see her in jailhouse couture.
YoungATL on July 25, 2007 at 6:08 am #
The Rick James quote was actually “Cocaine is a helluva drug”