Paris Hilton Has Done It Again…

Jail Paris Ho-ton, save the world! The LAPD pulled over the heiress for speeding and driving without her headlights on only to find that her license had been suspended since last year’s DUI. That Bentley was QUICKLY towed, and poor P had to hide out in The Standard has the paparazzi flashed away! This is a comedy show to me because this chick could go to the CLINKER! OK, well, we all know that she will most likely never end up in jail, but I hope she’s honestly used as an example similar to Brandy and Lane Garrison. Same goes for her friend Nicole Richie!

3 Responses to “Paris Hilton Has Done It Again…”

1. Daphne on February 28, 2007 at 11:19 am #

   Paris’s skin looks like she’s been eating too many carrots…or spending too much time in the cancer tomb.

   So through.

   
   

2. Sean on February 28, 2007 at 11:48 am #

   Just stopping by to tell you that this site sucks ass and you should give it up.

   Most gossip sites are either incredibly timely or funny - your site is neither. Congratulations on wasting 7 seconds of my life. Die soon.

   
   

3. wickedkate on February 28, 2007 at 10:09 pm #

   arghhhhhh why this girl celebrity not imploded as yet. I don’t get it

   
   

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