TAKE ME HIGHER LORD! DO IT MARIAH!

January 26, 2007

MARIAH CAREY = CERTIFIED COUP D’ETAT! Hitting all the haters with a quick HI-YAH to the neck! Smoking hot Mimi graces the March cover of Playboy magazine, on newsstands February 9th. Mariah has decided to embrace her controversial sexy image by showing the world once and for all that she is a UNIQUE, NON-ANOREXIC BOMBSHELL that just so happens to be the GREATEST FEMALE ARTIST IN HISTORY!

Mariah going out for the evening in NYC on Jan.16

If you really think about it, whether you like her or not she has single-handedly provided the soundtrack to our lives and given birth to basically every young singer out today! Mimi has the most #1’s on the Hot 100 (17) for a female solo artist and for any active recording artist, behind only The Beatles (20), writing or co-writing 16 of her 17 #1 hits, the most for any female composer. MC also has the most cumulative weeks at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 (77) for any female and active recording artist behind Elvis Presley (79), and has sold over 81million records in the US (220million world-wide!) Okay, I will stop here but don’t make me bring out the rest of the list!

Here are some unreleased tracks that were left off The Emancipation of Mimi. Enjoy Love Muffins!!!

Mariah Carey - Secret Love
Mariah Carey - Sprung
Mariah Carey feat. Jadakiss - Miss You

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8 Responses to “TAKE ME HIGHER LORD! DO IT MARIAH!”

KISS MY @$$ on January 26, 2007 at 3:15 pm #

Finally, Mariah is doing what she does best, well 2nd best, and that’s dressing like a floozy. What she does best is singing but a close second is looking like a $2 ho. I’ve never seen anyone make expensive clothes look so cheap. More power to her. Finally she can show off those tits she bought. MIMI is too much!
Sean on January 26, 2007 at 3:40 pm #

The greatest!
Smiley:) on January 26, 2007 at 3:45 pm #

People need to leave Mariah the hell alone. I’ll admit that she’s not the best dresser but she’s justing being herself. Who are we to judge? As long as she keeps making hits I don’t really care. Don’t be so hard on Mimi.
ANT on January 26, 2007 at 4:31 pm #

I agree, she’s a floozy AND a legend….she can be both.
D- on January 26, 2007 at 6:40 pm #

Thank for the 411 on this Diva!
Mark on January 27, 2007 at 6:54 am #

Is it the same girl on both pictures?
gmommy on January 27, 2007 at 11:04 pm #

Somebody got photoshop happy and turned Mariah into Shakira.
screech on February 2, 2007 at 7:45 pm #

sweetie, if you want your site to be as big as perez’, mk’s and trent’, you better stop this ridiculous patronizing of your favorites. Like calling mariah the greatest female artist in history when the whole world knows she isnt