Britney Spears Shopping At Target.

BS recently went shopping at Target. It amazes me that the biggest name in music can run around town looking the WORST! Shitney looks like she literally rolled out of bed and went to the store. This gross madness has to stop!

With a beer belly, pajamas, and chain smoking Shitney is JUST SAD!

US Weekly recently published a grocery receipt that consisted of:

Hot dogs……$4.19
Doritos……$1.88
Lean Cuisine One Dish Favorite frozen meal (5)….$10.00
Diet Coke and 7-Up, 12-packs….$7.79
Florida’s Natural orange juice (2)….$6.00
Bib……………$3.99
Pampers Easy-ups, size 6…….$10.79
Pampers Swaddlers, size 1……….$10.49

Total………………………..$55.13

Diane Keaton: Sexy At Sixty-One!

Diane Keaton & Mandy Moore both looked splendiferous at Because I Said So Los Angeles Premiere. Diane Keaton proves that just because you’re old as hell doesn’t mean you can’t be HOT like fire!

Pete Doherty Caught On Tape!

Pete Doherty, notorious bad boy and Kate Moss’ BF was caught on tape shooting up COCAINE!

Here are some of HIGHlights:

- Doherty injects himself with cocaine in a Thai hostel as he tells worried lover Kate Moss he is “fine” on the phone.
- Bare-chested Doherty shot up several times after joining three girls in a backpacker’s $16 a night room.
- Around him on a bed was strewn sordid drugs paraphernalia of a spoon and syringes.
- The video was made just two days after he and Kate were given a Buddhist blessing on New Year’s Day
- Occurred during their vacation on the isle of Phuket.
- Bored Doherty left the exclusive resort where the couple were staying to find drugs.
- He was recognized by Australian fan Jess Lea, 21, as he jumped off a motorbike taxi
- Dashed into a chemist’s to buy needles and syringes.
- Starstruck Jess, a backpacking student, invited him to her room to party with her and two female friends.
- She asked Doherty if rumors he had married Kate were true.
- He replied: “No, I love her but I wouldn’t marry her if she was the last woman on Earth. She’s too paranoid.”
- Doherty asked Jess if he could use her mobile to contact Kate.
- And after that Kate kept calling him on the backpacker’s number.
- Jess said: “Pete kept telling us Kate was paranoid and wanted to know where he was and who the girls were.
- He kept telling her there were no girls.”
- “When we got him downstairs, he asked the man on reception where he could score some heroin.
- Then he went up to every taxi driver asking if they could score him some drugs.

Posh Bans Size Zero Models!

This Bitch has some nerve! Super-thin clothes horse Victoria Beckham has announced she will ban size ZERO models from promoting her trendy denim fashion label. Posh has declared she doesn’t want women like herself, to model her denim range. According to The Mirror, Posh has hired a voluptuous Brazilian beauty Daniella Sarahyba (above) to represent her brand. Posh aka Skeletal Spice, clearly is suffering brain damage from STARVATION. How dare this twig framed bobble-head ban other toothpicks because she doesn’t want to be accused of giving young girls a complex about their image and putting pressure on them to be as skinny as her. If you want to make a change Posh, start with eating some solids instead of your liquid diet which consists of water with lemon!

Brad Pitt Pleads For Privacy.

Brad Pitt, one of the most photographed men in the world, desperately tried to get the paparazzi to LAYOFF! The Babel star had touching Dr. Phil talks with every photographer stationed outside of his Hollywood Hills mansion yesterday, making a personal plea for privacy. Where are the assistants when you need them! While many of the photo-catchers were moved by his efforts, most couldn’t careless and continued to click away to their hearts content. The paparazzi actually began doing some pleading of their own asking Brad, Please take off the HELMET!

Miss America Admits To Cocaine Use

“Cocaine is a powerful drug”
————————————-Rick James

Contrary to her initial statement, Miss USA Tara Connor recently admitted to Matt Lauer in a Today Show interview set to air tomorrow that she did use cocaine. She stated, “I have done cocaine, yeah.”. She also admitted to taking antidepressants and other drugs at her lowest moment and said “The more that I get it off my chest, the better I feel about myself. It’s not healthy for my recovery to sit here and hold things back.” It’s good that she’s getting her life together…These other girls should take notes.

Love Is In The Air

Valentine’s Day has come early for much of Hollywood. New couples seem to be popping up every minute. Who wins your vote for cutest new couple?

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer

Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady

Cameron Diaz and Kelly Slater

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

Models Come Tumbling Down!

On today’s Good Morning America , Whitney, a star of MTV’s The Hills completely pulled a Coup d’état when she upstaged the other models by BUSTING HER ASS! The great Andre Leon Talley was doing the most with his introduction and she totally F@#ked up the whole segment!

Here is another Model Runway Tumble! Those Orange shoes just keeping bringing down! LITERALLY!

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